I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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