i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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