I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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