so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Tell her she can't have a vagina
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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