Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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