i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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