I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Sorry about my life...
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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