He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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