i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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