Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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