were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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