her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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