Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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