when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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