watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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