I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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