I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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