he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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