she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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