It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
