She announced her abortion via fbk
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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