I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize