Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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