is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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