I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
