oh god the rape fog is back!
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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