one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
