I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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