That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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