do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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