What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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