You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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