i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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