He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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