if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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