haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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