Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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