let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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