I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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