question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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