I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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