I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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