And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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