I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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