Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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