did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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