Dual....:-)
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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