This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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