Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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