She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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