Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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