remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He has the fingertips of a God
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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