She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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