This girl is more easily done than said...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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