Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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